Tuesday, December 14, 2010

The Duck is Dead!!!!

R.I.P MR. DUCK!!!!
BREAKING NEWS! THE FAVORITE TOY IS DEAD!

A tragedy struck the Amador household the night of Monday, December 13th 2010. The beloved and favorite toy of Emma, Mr. Duck, passed away.  Mr. Duck had just re-emerged only days earlier from being put away for a month during Emma's cyclical toy storage. Mr. Duck has been the only toy Emma has refused to destroy. It was common knowledge that Mr. Duck was cherished by Emma.

Emma enjoyed Mr. Duck from her first days in the Amador's household.  "Mr. Duck was obviously Emma's favorite toy", stated Laura Amador. 

Miguel gave a brief interview shortly after the tragedy occurred stating, "It was a horrible accident." Mr. Duck came to his fatal end in the hands of one Miss Sarah D. Wilder. The guilty party was in town visiting her best friend of seventeen years, Emma's mom, Laura.  

Pictured: Laura and Sarah at the dog park earlier the very same day Mr. Duck made his last squeak. 

Around 9 PM eastern-time Miss Wilder began an epic game of tug-of-war with Emma over the helpless bird. It was a struggle of strength and determination from the very beginning. Then Miss Wilder looked Emma in the eyes and stated, "I ALWAYS win!!!!". Those words will go down in puppy history. As Mr. Duck's webbed foot morbidly tore away from his body, shock shot through the room of spectators. 

The terminal wound

"It was all over. That was the end", explained Laura. "There was no 'undoing' this accident. You couldn't take away the knowledge that Mr. Duck was stuffed. Emma instantly knew she wanted to un-fluff him and find his squeaker. You can't blame Emma. She's a dog. It's natural.  The guilt of Mr. Duck's fluff-less body lays all on Sarah". 

R.I.P. Mr. Duck
 08-13-2010 to 12-13-2010




Mr. Duck is survived by the Kong, the green ball, and Mr. Squirrel.  The family asks that in leu of flowers you please send condolences to this blog under the comment section. 


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